“Interrobang” Showdown: Nyjer or Mike?
Citizens:
We have a first in the annals of “Nickname Seeks Player”: a tie. Indeed, Messrs. Nyjer Morgan and Mike Stanton both garnered the exact same number of votes, and that means an urgent, hastily assembled and palpably corrupt run-off is in order. Vote below, but remember: Present your papers to the uniformed constabulary or be walloped by his oxskin glove and placed into a holding pen alongside other foul-smelling members of the newly disenfranchised …
The ward heeler thanks you for voting as instructed. Now leave, lest your fruit cart be overturned daily until you see things our way.
UPDATE: Two commenters have a love of chaos that matches my own. Take it way, citizens:
TartanElk says:
November 15, 2011 at 1:30 pm (Edit)Please be a tie
Yirmiyahu says:
November 15, 2011 at 1:57 pm (Edit)I say that, before voting, EVERYONE should click on ‘view results’ and then vote for whichever guy is trailing at the moment.
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Nyjer already have a great nickname.
There’s no greater sin than giving yourself a nickname. Well, other than central air.
it worked out fine for lance “big puma” berkman.
Oh, you mean Fat Elvis.
You got that right, Pikachu. I’m going with Stanton.