“Interrobang” Showdown: Nyjer or Mike?

Citizens:

We have a first in the annals of “Nickname Seeks Player”: a tie. Indeed, Messrs. Nyjer Morgan and Mike Stanton both garnered the exact same number of votes, and that means an urgent, hastily assembled and palpably corrupt run-off is in order. Vote below, but remember: Present your papers to the uniformed constabulary or be walloped by his oxskin glove and placed into a holding pen alongside other foul-smelling members of the newly disenfranchised …


The ward heeler thanks you for voting as instructed. Now leave, lest your fruit cart be overturned daily until you see things our way.

UPDATE: Two commenters have a love of chaos that matches my own. Take it way, citizens:

TartanElk says:
November 15, 2011 at 1:30 pm (Edit)

Please be a tie

Yirmiyahu says:
November 15, 2011 at 1:57 pm (Edit)

I say that, before voting, EVERYONE should click on ‘view results’ and then vote for whichever guy is trailing at the moment.





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Pikachu
13 years ago

Nyjer already have a great nickname.

Bryz
13 years ago
Reply to  Pikachu

There’s no greater sin than giving yourself a nickname. Well, other than central air.

phoenix2042
13 years ago
Reply to  Bryz

it worked out fine for lance “big puma” berkman.

Well-Beered Englishman
13 years ago
Reply to  phoenix2042

Oh, you mean Fat Elvis.

Kyle
13 years ago
Reply to  Pikachu

You got that right, Pikachu. I’m going with Stanton.