In Florida, a Storm Gathers

Recently, we were chagrined to report on the grim inner workings that led to The Logo That Killed America. Today, it is with grievous regret that we must present to you the next deadly step: The Hat That Killed America

Not since the penis of that man on the subway has there been such an unwelcome reveal. Godspeed, Marlins rooters. Godspeed.





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Erik Archer
13 years ago

It’s actually hip in a Monteal Expos/ 1990 Topps sort of way