In Celebration of Football

As the distinguished parlor-dweller may have noticed, the Football-Caliendo-Industrial Complex is once again inflicting itself upon polite society. Yes: The NFL, where even the commercial breaks have commercial breaks, is back!

Still, it might come as a bit of surprise to learn that the two gentlemen tasked with using English words to describe the 11 minutes of foot-and-ball action, tease the upcoming season of “The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.” and, more generally, Move Product, seem as unmoved by all of this as the baseball loyalist of noble breeding. Embiggen and regard!

And the people say: Viva baseball.