Important Graphs About Opening Day
(For more nonsense inspired by my son, check out my piece on McSweeney’s last week, “Your Baby’s Klout Score is in the 25th Percentile.”)
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
MS Paint graphs are by definition the most important graphs.