I Want to Play for Coach Ballgame
It is a fact that I am too old and stupid to play Little League, but, lo, how I want to play Little League for Coach Ballgame! Why do I want to play Little League for Coach Ballgame? Because he contains multitudes. Because he is beautiful …
Yes, Coach Ballgame, I have seen “Red Shoe Diaries.” How else may I win your favor?
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Fred McGriff reference ftw!