Hot GIF: Phillie Phanatic Equal Parts Freaky, Deaky
June 16, 2011
There are seminars on race, gender, and sexuality at universities all over this American nation, and yet none of them, to my knowledge, has ever produced a compelling taxonomy of the Phillie Phanatic.
As regards the human portrayer of the Phanatic, both video evidence and the internet suggest that it’s likely a heterosexual man.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Where’s that gal’s husband? He should punch that fanatic right in the… beak? Cone? Mouth?