Hot Fantasy Team Names, Part Deux

Rob Morse has at least one talent.

At the end of January, my colleague and actual townsman Jackie Moore invited the wide readership directly into the eye of his brainstorm so’s to contemplate, hand-in-virtual-hand, the best and brightest of fantasy-team naming.

With two months having passed since that post, and with baseball on the proverbial doorstep, it makes almost too much sense to revisit Jackie’s original effort and to see what late March has to offer us in the way of excellent appellating*.

*Of course it’s a word. Shut up.

Master of the Genre Rob Morse has offered a couple of examples via Twitter (pictured above).

Here, you can see the team names for the FanGraphs ottoneu League, too:

All the time is business time for Zach Sanders.

Mr. Chris Cwik has tickled me near, if not directly on, the funny bone with Wookie of the Year. Paul Swydan’s Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net is a nod to a post-apocalyptic future sure to occur right after the apocalypse. Team Dark Overlord speaks for itself — unlike David Appelman, whose servants generally speak for him, lest he tires.

So, what say you, commentariat? Have we advanced in this important area of human development? Or are we descending into a dark, dark age?





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Matt
14 years ago

Mine is the Kershawshank Redemption.

jrogersMember since 2017
14 years ago
Reply to  Matt

Funny, I used the Chacin Redemption.