Hot Dogs, Beer, & Price Information: The Triumverate

Please do consider this the consummate and most important guide to Modern Baseball yet invented.

For fans of imbibing drank and consuming meat cylinders, Baseball has long been the sport of choice. The following infographic (after the jump) offers some of the single-most important tidbits of infotainment for the industrious and economical Baseballer.

Of course we all know:

Price * Quantity = Total Bill

And likewise:

(Price * Quantity) / ((Hot Dogs + Beer) * Condiments) = Baseball

Therefore, the following observations are naturally of the greatest criticalness:

1) The Rays lead the league in pricey hot dogs. Note: The Rays price their dogs at $5.11 — just 11 cents more than the more typical $5.00 charged by many other stadiums (i.e. an extra 2.2%).

2) One must wonder if there is a correlation between cheap beers and West Coastiness.

3) Cheap hot dogs in New York. Also expensive hot dogs.

4) The fans in Oakland have little to no reason to not attend an A’s game (wealthy fanbase, cheap baseball experience). Except, of course, the fact they have to watch the A’s.

5) Average attendance went up, but did stadium capacity also increase or something? I thought the league was supposed to be having a down year attendance-wise this year.

Behold the infographicness:

“Ballpark Prices” infographic courtesy of WEBstaurant Restaurant Supplies