Heat Map of the Day: The Author’s Senior Year
The author, a high school senior in 1998, was one of the few second basemen consistently DH’d for in the Greater Boston area’s Independent School League.

Image largely stolen from ESPN’s Mark Simon.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
St sebs probably busted that ass. Milton sucks at everything except for sex scandals
There is absolutely no smack I’d prefer to talk more than smack about Boston-area private schools. It’s like Christmas on August 28th.
There are at least 3 total babes at my college from Milton Academy.
Welp, fucked up those italics. Point remains.