“He initiates conversation”
From Newsday’s David Lennon:
Collins really raved about Duda today. One his most amazing traits? “He initiates conversation,” the manager said. #mets
— David Lennon (@DPLennon) February 27, 2012
Some of Lucas Duda’s other “amazing traits” that impress Terry Collins:
1. He swallows food.
2. He opens doors.
3. He ties his shoes.
4. He breathes.
5. He hasn’t killed anybody yet.
6. He showed up for Spring Training, even though he’s on the Mets.
7. He flushes the toilet.
8. He uses the right glove.
9. He doesn’t text in movie theaters.
10. He calls his parents.
Fred Wilpon, on the other hand, wishes Duda would just shut up already, because the conversations he keeps initiating are about Bernie Madoff.
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Not only does Duda show up for spring training, he shows up early.