Happy Hanukkah, Baseball!
December 2, 2010
This is a day late and, depending on your spelling preferences, maybe a letter short, but let’s do it anyway: Happy Hanukkah, Baseball!
I’d originally planned to present each of our Jewish readers with enough oil to light their lamps for just one night, but then somehow make it last for eight nights. Unfortunately, that appears to require some sort of “divine miracle,” so instead I give you this — i.e. three pictures of Jewish baseballer Kevin Youkilis wiping sweat from his sweat-soaked brow.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Are all Jewish baseball players this sweaty? Or is this just a SSS?
Yes. In fact, Scott Feldman gets sweatier. Though that could be the Texas heat.