Happy Birthday, Keith Hernandez

In honor of the 58th birthday of Keith Hernandez — board-certified Magnificent Bastard — I’m re-posting Rob Perri’s objectively perfect short film titled “I’m Keith Hernandez.” I might just make a yearly thing of this, at least until I die gruesomely in the year 2016. Please enjoy!

I’m Keith Hernandez from water&power on Vimeo.

Keith Hernandez is almost certainly not one of the five people you meet in heaven, but that’s only because he’s a real threat to make love to the other four.





Handsome Dayn Perry can be found making love to the reader at CBSSports.com's Eye on Baseball. He is available for all your Twitter needs.

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alang3131982Member since 2016
13 years ago

and spent game 6 drinking a beer in the dugout….no word on whether fried chicken was involved

Don Cooper
13 years ago
Reply to  alang3131982

The horrors, the horrors!!!