Happy Al Martin Luther Hackman Jeff King Ken Griffey Jr. Day
There are very few baseball players with Luther in their name.
Anyway, Tinkers, Evers, and Chance think they’re more worthy of a holiday than this quartet. No matter how much we try to explain it to them.
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Really? You couldn’t throw Ken Griffey Jr. on at the end? Really?
You ask and you receive. Give me 5 minutes.
Now doesn’t that just flow off the tongue….