Half-Helton, Half-Horse
Courtesy of Baseball Think Factory, the Denver Post writes about a Rockies fan painting a picture of Todd Helton as a centaur.
This, of course, has prompted me to make a few paintings of my own.
GRIFFIN
HOSMERMAID
TROUT
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
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