Great Moments in Hating Mark Teixeira

Short, sweet, and to the point. What I love about the shot — courtesy of the fine folks at Getty Images, via Daylife — is that she’s sitting among mostly Yankees fans at Oriole Park.

I’m with her, though: Never forget, Orioles fans.





Navin Vaswani is a replacement-level writer. Follow him on Twitter.

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Greg W
13 years ago

I just watched Tex hitting today on the MLB.tv free game. Many pitchers have ridiculous ‘pitching faces’ Tex has the ultimate ‘hitting face’. Looks like he’s doing algebra while passing a kidney stone.

Bryz
13 years ago
Reply to  Greg W

Pfft, algebra is easy. Try calculus instead.

Greg W
13 years ago
Reply to  Bryz

I can’t imagine Mark Teixeira EVER doing calculus.

RB
13 years ago
Reply to  Greg W

dy/tex

Daniel
13 years ago
Reply to  RB

May I point you all in the direction of this wonderful series run by run by Amazin’ Avenue last year.

http://www.amazinavenue.com/2011/5/23/2184431/which-yankee-has-the-stupidest-face

Prize comment goes to deadspy3, re Teixeira:

“He looks like a moronic horse which has just been asked to explain the Bernoulli effect without using the word “neigh”.”

F U M T.

The Ted, Section 437
13 years ago
Reply to  Greg W

Given that he went to Georgia Tech, he was required to at least be in the class.

nu billy baroo
13 years ago
Reply to  Greg W

Teixiera always looks like the Van Zandt charachter from Sopranos.

Not an O’s fan , but I have always hated MT.

Money hungry punk.