Graph: Hours Played of Sports Video Game vs. Shame, By Age
January 27, 2014
The author, a person in his mid-30s, has recently (i.e. today) allocated what might reasonably be called a “shameful” number of his waking hours to a sports-related video game. What video game — or even what sport, precisely — is beside the point. The point is that the author has also hastily fashioned, by way of free graphics-editing software, the graph pictured here, which depicts certain findings the author has found.
Dirty, dirty science, is what we have on all our hands now.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Were you playing water polo simulators again, Carson?
Bike polo, actually. Portland style.