Gordon Ramsay vs. the Dodgers
Gordon Ramsay, who is famous for heating up food while acting like a colicky infant, recently insulted the Dodgers by insulting them. This from obscure trade journal TMZ:
“Hell’s Kitchen” star Gordon Ramsay DISSED the Los Angeles Dodgers yesterday — because after he threw out the first pitch — he LEFT THE GAME — so he could sit courtside to watch the Lakers.
The caps lock and puzzling use of the em dash do not lie: this is deadly serious stuff. I’m normally not one to question the instincts of screaming, pink-faced Englishmen, but, look at me, here I am questioning the instincts of a screaming, pink-faced Englishman. Anyhow, why would someone would leave a pleasing game of base and ball for something called the “NBA Playoffs”? I assume the answer lies in the darkened crannies of Mr. Ramsay’s afflicted mind. Much like a meeting of the Junior League of Dallas, it is a place I care not to venture.
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Well, they ARE the DODGERS. Who wants to sit around watching a bunch of lowlifes like that defile the good game of baseball? While I spit on the ground in protest of this “basketball” you speak of, I can think of a long list of painful things I would rather endure than watch a game in Chavez Ravine. Unless the San Francisco is playing, then I just sit back and watch our saviors banish those excuses for baseball players back to whatever muddy swamp from whence they came.