GIF: That Curveball Fernandez Just Threw to Tulowitzki
The author, whose loving mother is talking at him without cease even as he writes these words, won’t belabor the point — which point is that the very excellent Jose Fernandez just threw a curveball to strike out the also very excellent Troy Tulowitzki.
Here’s, for example, one slow-motion GIF of that curveball:

And here’s another, maybe even slower one:

And here’s what the author’s mother is currently saying:
“I thought you only had one more thing to do… Let me tell you about my weekend… Grandpa kept his teeth in during his procedure.”
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Bink bink bink, bink bink bink, bink, BOOM!