GIF: Stephen Strasburg’s Changeup Is a Metaphor for Futility

The animated GIF embedded here depicts a changeup thrown by Stephen Strasburg to Mitch Moreland from a whole week ago – so, unlike many other media files which will have appeared on the internet today, it lacks timeliness.

Fortunately, what it lacks in timeliness, it makes up for with timelessness — insofar, that is, as Moreland plays the part here of anyone dumb enough to have been born and Strasburg’s changeup plays the part of that which one might desire and Moreland’s errant swing represents the futility of human endeavor, obviously.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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DerekJeterGiftBasket
9 years ago

So obviously, anything that Jeremy Guthrie throws up there says that life is full of possibilities.

John Danks
9 years ago

I am an antidepressant in human form.