GIF: SoftBank Hawks Dog
Roused from the stupor and torpor of waking sleep by the lovely and talented Summer Anne’s most recent posting, I have taken it upon myself to reduce the SoftBank Hawks commercial — the glorious SoftBank Hawks commercial — to its finest and most praiseworthy trace elements. Bear humbled witness, as though kneeling before the bones of the holy …
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In this world, it seems I love nothing that doesn’t feed my rankest urges, but I do love you SoftBank Hawks Dog. I do love you. You must know that. You do know that, SoftBank Hawks Dog? You do, yes. I can tell you do.
Save us, won’t you, SoftBank Hawks Dog? It’s just sometimes the crush of existence leaves you …
I won’t take anymore of your time, SoftBank Hawks Dog. I just wanted to say I love you with the desperation of a drowning man.
If you forget us, SoftBank Hawks Dog, then we shall surely vanish.
Handsome Dayn Perry can be found making love to the reader at CBSSports.com's Eye on Baseball. He is available for all your Twitter needs.
Dear Mr. Perry,
This hot GIFF action has left me with a quandary that you need to help me resolve – I’m unashamed to write that as a suit-wearing man of commerce I usually am devoid of frail emotions and treat women and soft things like so much trash to neglect. But having seen this Hawk Dog in the virtual flesh all I wish to do is cuddle him and call him Snuggle-Chan. What must I do?!? Help me, please…
Surrender to your urges. Always.