GIF: Shoppach Steals a Base

In the box score of our day, this was an “SB.”

In the box score of the future, this will be an “SBOMGLOLZFUBARWTF.”

A pound fit for brosephs to @CurseofBenitez for the GIF, and an arched eyebrow at Kelly Shoppach.





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Nate
13 years ago

I’m pretty sure that is the fake slide to pull the defender off the bag then 2nd effort stolen base. It’s a legit strategy that’s sweeping T-Ball and Drunken Softball leagues around the nation.