GIF: Omar Infante Does a Spiritual Exercise to Everyone

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Over 6.1 innings tonight, Corey Kluber conceded zero baserunners — a notable feat, that, insofar as, were he to have recorded eight more outs, the reaction of the public would have been considerable. As the above footage reveals, however, Omar Infante rendered all notions of perfection moot in the seventh inning, lining a single to center field off the aforementioned Cleveland right-hander.

What Infante’s single represents, of course, isn’t the end of Kluber’s bid for a perfect game, but rather an entirely necessary reminder — such as one that appears with the Discourses of Epictetus or Spiritual Exercises of St. Ignatius — that perfection doesn’t exist. Nor is this absence of perfection something over which one ought to grieve. Rather, it’s a fact. Like the capital of Ohio is a fact. Or that Ohio exists at all.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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dragnalus
10 years ago

So what was Ryan Raburn’s demonstration an experience in?

NCL75
10 years ago
Reply to  dragnalus

HOLY SNAP, did you all notice the new scythe-wielding Bartolo Colon looking, fat guy in the notgraphs logo? How is that not a bumper sticker!

DD
10 years ago
Reply to  NCL75

That’s Joe West btw. But how close you were.

tz
10 years ago
Reply to  NCL75

+1 to NotGraphs for recognizing Bartolo’s 6.1 innings of perfection and the demise of itself in a single avatar change.

#KeepNotGraphs