GIF: Mike McKenry Gets It in the Mike McKenrys

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Walt Whitman, in his classic of the effing genre “Song of Myself”, declares that every atom belonging to him “as good belongs” to everyone else. One assumes, however — in light of the footage embedded here, from today’s Braves-Pirates spring-training game — that there are certain atoms belonging to Pittsburgh’s Michael McKenry that Whitman might let the catcher keep to himself. Like the ones in McKenry’s swimsuit area, for example.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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Ralph Waldo Genitals
12 years ago

I sounded my barbaric yawp just watching the damn thing.

Nevin
12 years ago

“Limpid jets of love”… Hey Carson, does that mean what I think it means? “Limpid jets of love”?

Nevin
12 years ago
Reply to  Nevin

Dammit! Meant that to come from EppyCalvin.

eckmuhl
12 years ago
Reply to  Nevin

Even so, one cannot go wrong with that reference.