GIF: Matt Harvey’s Slider From, Like, Five Minutes Ago
The author’s wife is about to finish making the most impossibly delicious pizza; however, quickly, here are Matt Harvey’s first two, I think, sliders from his major-league debut that started five minutes ago.
Here’s one of them, to strike out whomever the Diamondbacks leadoff hitter was:

And here’s a second, to induce a swinging-strike from Aaron Hill:

Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Is that Gerardo Parra leading off? (Probably should just look at Gameday to figure it out)
Yep, it’s Parra.