GIF: Mark Reynolds Has No More Use for His Bat

There’s a thing that Mark Reynolds intended to do with his bat, and then he did that thing.
Now, Mark Reynolds has no more use for his bat.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Oh I hope everyone understands how diehard #Orioles fans like me are in 7th heaving watching them destroy Yanks
why are you heaving? you’re winning