GIF: Johnny Damon Has Impressed the Ladyfolk
The handsomist is no doubt aware that the fairer, substantially more impregnate-able sex loves nothing so much as the sight of a Gentleman at Work. As the succeeding action-news footage will prove, this is especially the case when the handsomist in question is one Johnny Damon, with beard of might and pecker of firebolt …
My only disappointment? Whatever the young lady has on her finger made me think, for a fugitive moment, that she was smoking a cigarette — a Virgina Slim, one assumes — in the stands. And only with a cigarette is the already beautiful and multitudinous elevated to the sublime.
And so I invite you, Lady of Claret Breeches, to watch me blog some time from atop my ordure. Would you not be similarly titillated, Lady of Claret Breeches?
(HT: The prepossessing Big Daddy V)
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For all her native beauty, this poor young woman can’t even find a sweater that covers both her shoulders at once. “The horror,” one says to oneself — before typing it in an internet comment.
Her sweater is from the 80s. The ballplayer is from the aughts. The cigarette is from the 60s. There are time-based multitudes here. Multitudes.
Hey Cistulli it’s spelt whore, not horror. A woman not covering both shoulders isn’t a horror. She’s a whore.