GIF: Brandon Phillips Defends His Nation, Sort Of
March 9, 2013
This is action footage, first captured and then rendered into GIF form by the author, of Team USA second baseman Brandon Phillips making a decidedly above-average defensive play on a ground ball by Italian right fielder Mario Chiarini.
Humans are capable of this achievement: that’s the point of this dumb post.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
That’s why I love him bein a Red. Best 2-bagger around. Hands down.
Other than Robinson Cano, Dustin Pedroia, Chase Utley, and Chris Getz
Or Ben Zobrist, who should be starting over Phillips or Rollins.
He’s a Red! He has no business defending America. I think he’s a spy. His real name is probably Brandovny Phillipovski.