Get to Know Brad Boxberger
Get to know new Tampa Bay Ray Brad Boxberger.
He likes running water.
No running water in hotel… Great job @HolidayInn
— Brad Boxberger (@Brad_Boxberger) August 6, 2013
He hates slavery.
Congrats to @Brad_Boxberger on his 1st game with 4 strikeouts in 2 innings! On Team @NFS, he's pledged to #endslavery with every SO in 2013.
— Ethan Batstone (@ebatstone) May 6, 2013
He likes chocolate and bananas.
Breakfast of champions #chocolat #chocolatebanana pic.twitter.com/gexC5UgOZx
— Brad Boxberger (@Brad_Boxberger) May 6, 2013
He hates censorship.
Tell Congress: Don’t censor the web! http://t.co/7e8qBMUd
— Brad Boxberger (@Brad_Boxberger) January 18, 2012
He shops at Kroger.
Nicest grocery store in America http://t.co/2NdgD7rw
— Brad Boxberger (@Brad_Boxberger) October 24, 2012
And, hey, Coca-Cola, give this man an endorsement deal!
I think @CocaCola would taste even better in the arctic cold weather while talking to a polar bear.
— Brad Boxberger (@Brad_Boxberger) February 6, 2012
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
But what’s his twMA% (Percentage of meals tweeted vs the league avg)