Future Ian Stewart Tweets

Ian Stewart got in some trouble Monday night when he complained on Twitter about how the Cubs didn’t want to call him back up to the majors. He has since apologized, and been suspended without pay.

Here at NotGraphs, we have jumped into our time machine and are proud to present some Future Ian Stewart Tweets. Be aware that our time machine is only intended for discovering future tweets, and not to be used for sports betting or other wagering purposes. Thank you for understanding.

Ian Tweet 1

Ian Tweet 2

Ian Tweet 3

Yeah, I don’t know what that last one means either.





Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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yaboynate
11 years ago

this is your best work