Fully Prepared for the Mets Game
Ready.
David Wright Jersey? Check.
Gotta represent for the tuffest dude on the team.
Mets hat and glasses? Check.
The sun can get in your eyes a little on the first base side, you know. Plus, makes me look like a badass.
Corncob pipe? Check.
A relaxing puff off the pipe always sets the mood right.
Carpet? Check.
Gotta keep the paws warm on a blustery spring day in New York.
Bag full of treats? Check.
I mean, I love me some Shake Shack but that line is RUFF.
Tip jar? Check.
I mean, if I’m going to sit here looking this good, might as well let people show their appreciation. Monetarily.
With a phone full of pictures of pitchers' fingers, strange beers, and his two toddler sons, Eno Sarris can be found at the ballpark or a brewery most days. Read him here, writing about the A's or Giants at The Athletic, or about beer at October. Follow him on Twitter @enosarris if you can handle the sandwiches and inanity.
So awesome.