Frightening Image: Homer Un, For You
The horrifyingly unregulated NotGraphs Genetics Lab has done it again, for the first time. You, the reader, asked (maybe) for someone as frightening as Clark the Crack Cub, as prolific as Jeff Sullivan, as tyrannical as Dayn Perry, and as handsome as Cistulli isn’t.
You pleaded: “Engineer us a leader, oh NGGL! May he strike terror in our hearts! May he give courage to our loins! May he sport the wisps of countless ghostly hairs! And can his name be a pun?! OMG CAN HIS NAME BE A PUN!?!?!”
We answered: “Quiet, rabble. It is done.”
HOMER UN
(And his genetic antecedents, Homer and Kim Jong Un):
Zach is an egregious malcontent whose life goal is to literally become the London Tube.
FANFARE AND RAUCOUS APPLAUSE! CHORUSES OF CHEERS FOR HIS EVERY BLOODY EPIC/BLOODY EXECUTION!