Found: Vic Tayback Signed Baseball
As we learned previously in these yellowed and courtly pages, board-certified Aqua Velva Man Vic Tayback has a proud history of Giving the Business to ballplayers. So it should come as no surprise that Mr. Tayback once put ink-dispensing stylus to cowhide orb. Clicky!
Sure, Mr. Ed — with his stupid, thumbless hooves — and Kate Hepburn — with what was surely a fetching pantsuit — are also signatories, but there’s everyone and thing else and then there’s Vic Tayback.
This is his grave:
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Another friendly reminder we are all going to die someday. I was starting to wonder if I was immortal, but surely I am not more capable of such a feat than a bona fide Aqua Velva man.