Found at In-Laws: Article from 1994 About French Baseball
A not infrequent topic within undergraduate literature classrooms — and within the books themselves, for whose existence those classrooms were constructed in the first place — concerns the dichotomy between free will and determinism. Speaking generally, advocates of the former claim that humans possess agency and are capable of altering the course of events; proponents of the latter, that events conspire in such a way as to produce certain, unalterable outcomes.
The present post — and the circumstances which have led to its composition — serves as evidence of that second position. Today, while organizing her parents’ attic, the author’s wife happened upon the April 1994 edition of Smithsonian magazine, which issue contains within it a droll and brief account of baseball in France. In a series of events that might be best described as “entirely predictable,” she passed said magazine along to the present author, who is a baseball weblogger concerned with trifling trifles. And because he is helpless against the tide of inevitability, what he has done is compose this post and published it.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
I blame your wife more than anyone for the downfall of the NotGraphs Empire.
May she take up a liking of Ayn Rand and name your first child Jon Galt.
Who is John Galt?
I hope Mrs. Cistulli takes up a love of Dayn Perry and names the first child The Sad Baseball Frog.
Le baseball grenouille triste