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January 2, 2013

x Hall of Fame built atop ancient steroid factory (9 posts, 3 new)

x Michael Bourn, Shaun Marcum having secret love affair, scaring away potential suitors (21 posts, 20 new)

x A-Rod Dying of Natural Causes (110 posts, 71 new)

x Electric fence at Safeco stopping balls from leaving????? (3 posts, 1 new)

x New evidence Craig Biggio and Jeff Bagwell same person, also on steroids (17 posts, 14 new)

x Royals run by communists hell-bent on league-wide parity (2 posts, 2 new)

x Denard SPAN’s last name is NAPS backwards = he is fantasy SLEEPER! (44 posts, 29 new)

x Mike Napoli’s “hip problem” is code for SECRET PREGNANCY!!!!!!! (1 post, 1 new)

x Babe Ruth making comeback 2013? (26 posts, 25 new)





 

Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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Codylee
12 years ago

I’m very disappointed that forums.mlb-conspiracies.com doesn’t exist.

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jim
12 years ago
Reply to  Codylee

same…

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AC of DC
12 years ago
Reply to  Codylee

I was going to express disappointment that there was so little apparent interest in the prospect of Mike Napoli’s pregnancy, but then I realized that it’s simply what we expect: You let them eye-talians into the game, they’s bound to get themselves all knocked up. Durn shameful.

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