For Your Brief Amusement: Ross Wolf’s Changeup
May 22, 2013
It’s no use concealing the fact, reader, that your life is a series of failures, each more disappointing than the last.
Rather than trying in vain to improve your own station in life, however — which course of action is likely to end only in even greater embarrassment — consider regarding the brief victories of other, more able-bodied and -minded humans. Like this changeup by Ross Wolf, for example, from earlier today — with which pitch Wolf struck out contact-oriented Oakland catcher John Jaso.
Regard the footage until its enchantment wears off. Then proceed to another area of the internet and repeat.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
That truly was a nasty pitch. Knee high halfway home and in the dirt 30 feet later. Sure that’s a chance and not a splitty?