File Under: Unexpected Inning/Score Combinations
What follows is a screenshot from the home page of my fantasy league, from maybe about 11:30pm CT last (Friday) night.
The bit in red there represents my inner monologue upon loading/gazing briefly at said page. (As always, clicking = embiggening.)
Note: if the reader is curious about which team belongs to the author, it’s actually the only one you can’t see there, on account of it (my team) is the first place one.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Dave fucking Bush, everyone