Exclusive Video: Jesus of Nazareth on Mike Trout’s Divinity

The performance of Mike Trout over his first two seasons in the major leagues has prompted suspicion among all manner of fan that the young Angels outfielder has perhaps benefited from the ultimate PED: god-like omnipotence. In what follows, famous world philosopher and also possible deity Jesus of Nazareth comments on the allegations regarding Trout’s divinity.

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