Excessive Vomiting
Josh Outman was placed on the Rockies’ DL with a strained oblique, due to excessive vomiting.
Apparently he got food poisoning at a Denny’s.
Boy, those meal allowances must be pretty low.
A commenter on Baseball Think Factory has the best quip:
Turns out Outman gave up a grand slam.
Apologies for my lackluster Photoshop skills. That’s supposed to be vomit coming from his mouth, not an alien ghost trying to be his friend.
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That Flubber remake sure was terrible.
Yes, that is what it looks like! This is what I get for typing vomit into Google Images and trying to skip past the ones that are too real.