Discovered: A Ballplayer Named After Engelbert Humperdinck
I will not at this time recount for you the series of considerations and life decisions that led me to conduct a Google search for the terms “Engelbert Humperdinck + baseball,” but know that from this peculiar tree, velvety fruit has been harvested.
Please regard, with tensed hips and phallus, the following passage from Milton H. Jamail’s book, Venezuelan Bust, Baseball Boom …
And here he is, that Enyelbert Soto.
What I’m saying is that there exists a player of this, our baseball named after this, our Engelbert Humperdinck.
What I’m really saying is: Boil me in oil, for Engelbert Humperdinck played baseball.
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He’s dead you know
He’s not! I checked! So there!
We’re all going to die someday.
According to the comments, Eddie, everyone saw your introduction to Engelbert Humperdinck already, ( the film is shown as an introduction at all Engelbert’s concerts ) Funny! You should be happy, they remembered some of the names you gave. So you see, he is not dead, but very alive and still singing!