Dick Allen Daguerreotype Contest: Entry!
You may have noticed that, some time around yesterday, America was roused from its torpor by news of an exciting sports contest. We the people have been charged with adopting the pose, bearing, manner, general milieu, and overarching blessedness of the great Mr. Dick Allen. Suffice it to say, this I could not resist.
First, the inspiration …
And now, the imitation …
I have spoken through photographic art. If you wish not to see that giant novelty check in my clutches, then I suggest you get to work.
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You don’t seem to be enjoying thy cigarette enough compared to Monsieur Allen. I’m also not sure how to take the Cards jersey.
I have no doubt that he’s far better at everything, including smoking, than I am. I lack Phillies attire, hence the Cards attire.
Hey – Dick Allen had a season in St. Louis.
It’s hard to enjoy a fake cigarette.
pfffft, says you!