Delmon Young Glimpes Fate, Is Horrified
July 7, 2012
Midway on his life’s journey, noted Italian epicist Dante Alighieri found himself in a dark woods, his heart pierced with terror.
Midway through Friday’s victory over the Kansas City Royals, Tigers outfielder Delmon Young found himself in a not entirely different situation, over 700 years later.
Regard (and consider strongly embiggening):
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
[insert joke about Jews]