Default Excel Chart: Top MLB Payrolls by Croatian Kuna
Despite having joined the European Union at the beginning of last July, Croatia remains excluded from the Schengen Area — a place both different from and also similar to the Swimsuit Area. As a result, the citizens of that same proud republic (i.e. Croatia) still conduct their money business by means of the kuna.
Apropos of his recent visit to Croatia, the author has produced a default Excel chart of the top-five MLB payrolls as expressed in either kuna or maybe kune, the latter representing the plural nominative form of the relevant noun.
Somewhere over 1.25 billion kuna, is how much the Dodgers are currently spending on their roster — enough, that, to purchase approximately 18.75 million liters of travarica, a strong herbal liqueur, from Caffe Bar Lero, located in central Zadar.
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Croatian tuna? I LOVE Croatian tuna!
Not sure if serious, but Croatian tuna is world-class and is flown to Japan for sashimi. You can see this on Anthony Bourdain’s “Croatia” episode, when the fisherman dramatically demonstrates the tuna’s purity by catching one, slicing it open immediately, and eating the thirty-seconds-ago-deceased tuna with his bare hands.