Davey Johnson Pitches Idea for New Coen Bros. Film
December 4, 2012
Q. Describe the plot of a non-extant Coen Brothers film in fewer than 140 characters.
A. Ahem:
“Adam LaRoche is going to come back. Even if I have to go to Kansas and take him and his cattle to Fla.” –Davey Johnson twitter.com/MLB/status/276…
— MLB (@MLB) December 4, 2012
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Naturally, John Turturro stars as “The LaRoche.”
That leaves John Goodman to play Davey Johnson, Jon Polito as the inept peacekeeping player agent, Steve Buscemi as Bryce Harper, Holly Hunter as Jayson Werth, Frances McDormand as Mike Morse, and Royce D. Applegate in the role of “Prairie Wandering Cannibal ” Bill James.
And Ron Washington as himself.