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If you’re one of the five people you meet in Heaven or one of the measurably smaller number of people reading this, then you may have encountered this breathless petition from NotGraphs reader/thief of hearts RamboDiaz:
Request: Cookie Rojas surrounded by cookies.
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Like you, I once entertained dreams of something more.
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