Chiba Lotte Knows Marketing

The only thing I know about marketing is that if you use each letter of your company’s name to spell out a positive attribute, it’s golden gold. Thankfully, the Chiba Lotte Marines, to cite but one example, know more about marketing than I do. I introduce this into evidence …

As Zig Ziglar teaches us, cast the opposition as giant, spiteful golems who destroy urban infrastructure and endanger children, and you’ll sell tickets. The Chiba Lotte Marines have taken this lesson to heart, and that heart is beautiful and mighty.

By all means, collect the whole set.





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steex
13 years ago

Is it just me, or is that Randy Johnson in the Marines vs. Carp poster?

Also, in light of Gloria Allred’s shenanigans, I fear the outcome of the Marines vs. Baystars clash.

Yirmiyahu
13 years ago
Reply to  steex

Why are all of the Marines’ heros white dudes?