Championship Jersey Edit
What to do you when your favorite player annoyingly takes advantage of his post-Messersmith/McNally liberties and leaves you with a jersey-shirt that serves as nothing better than a reminder of those grim treasons? You improvise like a champion’s championship champion:

This has been your Daguerreotype of the Evening.
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That man, is the Greatest American Hero.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsWgG5v7A3A
Although I subtract points for also not championing himself a new number on the back of that shirt.