Typographical error, or strangely incisive commentary? You decide!

Merci beaucoup, Jonah Keri.

FanGraphs’ own, the very kind Erik Hahmann, is tweeting from the Tampa Bay Rays’ season opener this Friday night at Tropicana Field, and has submitted the above for our consideration, documenting with expert brevity the life choices of an opinionated Rays fan.

As a Northern-born gentleman, I’m not qualified to comment with any sort of objectivity on the “culture” of this sunwashed state. So I concede the right of value judgments to our bespectacled readership.