#cardsplaneproblems
The Cardinals’ team charter plane had a 7-hour delay on the tarmac yesterday while mechanical problems were being addressed. The delay spawned a Twitter hashtag, #cardsplaneproblems. These are a few of the best of those tweets:
The Cards plane velocity has been down the last few flights and has been shut down. Will see Dr. Andrews in the morning #cardsplaneproblems
— Bob Netherton (@CardinalTales) October 30, 2013
Randy Choate is perfectly suited to fix the plane, but Matheny’s going to let Lance Lynn keep trying a little longer. #cardsplaneproblems
— Mike Flynn (@mikeflynn_) October 30, 2013
On the bright side really getting to know some of my teammates children #bonding #cardsplaneproblems
— Matt Carpenter (@MattCarp13) October 29, 2013
Don Denkinger called the plane safe. #cardsplaneproblems
— Todd Golden (@TribStarTodd) October 29, 2013
John Mozeliak not quite ready to start its arbitration clock, will get an older plane to fill in #cardsplaneproblems
— Chris Reed (@birdbrained) October 29, 2013
When @carlosbeltran15 said he wanted to make this Series last forever, he meant it. #cardsplaneproblems
— Cardinal70 (@C70) October 29, 2013
Shelby Miller has been instructed to warm up another plane. Ah, check that. He sat back down. #cardsplaneproblems
— Matt Sebek (@MattSebek) October 29, 2013
Ugh, friggin' Middlebrooks. #cardsplaneproblems — pic.twitter.com/irCg47C4TG
— Matt Sebek (@MattSebek) October 29, 2013
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this is win on many many levels. thank you for the laughs.