Cards-Phillies, Game 4 in Summary

If you missed last night’s rather taut Game 4 between the ST. LOUIS CARDINALS 🙂 and the philadelphia phillies :(, then you need but three pieces of information to consider yourself fully apprised and in good standing …

1) The forces of the right-wise and well-bred prevailed over the ungentlemanly hordes that have afflicted us for too long.

2) In the early innings, Shane Victorino encountered was long been known as the Gentleman’s Pratfall and then compounded miseries by indulging in what has long been known as the Gentleman’s Tippy-Toss-Silly. Click! (HT: Dan McQuade):

And 3) In the middle innings, Roy Oswalt’s engagement with a batsmen was momentarily made more delightful by the appearance of a puckish forest dryad hellbent on giving Skip Schumacher a hitter’s count:

And that, doe-eyed schoolchildren, is how America was saved.