Cardinals Glamour Shots
Carefully posed portraits of all of your 2013 St. Louis Cardinals.
Courtesy of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch and photographer Chris Lee.
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
Yeah, Wiggington looks like Dexter Morgan if he put on about 25 pounds and switched from knives to baseball bats.